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Famous Quotes on Golf

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  • "I have a tip that can take five strokes off anyone's golf game. It is called an eraser." -Arnold Palmer

  • "Golf is a game in which you yell "fore"... shoot six... and write down five." -Paul Harvey

  • "The reason the pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't see him laughing." -Phyllis Diller

  • "You can't go into a shop and buy a good game of golf." -Sam Snead

  • "Swing hard in case you hit it." -Dan Marino

  • "Playing golf is like chasing a quinine pill around a cow pasture." -Sir Winston Churchill

  • "It took me seventeen years to get three thousand hits in baseball. I did it in one afternoon on the golf course." -Hank Aaron

  • If it goes right, it's a slice.
    If it goes left, it's a hook.
    If it goes straight, it's a miracle!

  • "Golf is a game where the ball always lies poorly and the player always lies well." -Anonymous

  • "I know I'm getting better at golf because I'm hitting fewer spectators." -Gerald Ford

  • "His nerve, his memory, and I can't remember the third thing." -Lee Trevino, on the three things an aging golfer looses.

  • "I had played so poorly recently, I started thinking that maybe I should do something else. Then I saw my friends going to work everyday and realized that my life wasn't so bad." -Steve Pate

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